Kaputting It Up (Raekwon vs Destroyer)
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The Hood Internet — Kaputting It Up (Raekwon vs. Destroyer)
February 2011
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I love when things like this happen. Didn’t even have to watch them.
The King's Speech: A Review →
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I usually don’t like seeing movies based on true stories. They always end the same way. The kid dies after he gets stung by a bee in the woods while looking for his girlfriend’s mood ring. That happened in “My Girl”. I don’t think that movie was based on a true story, but I still haven’t really gotten over it. I just wish he waited until winter to find that mood ring. Bees vacation at Margaritaville in the winter and don’t sting people.
“The King’s Speech” is about a nervous guy (Colin Firth from the “Hallmark Hall of Fame” series) who’s gonna be king or something. He gets all worried about this, so he finds Geoffrey Rush and pays him to hang out. A lot of people don’t like when people pay for friends, but I don’t think there’s anything wrong with it. I once paid a dog to hang out with me for ten years. It was actually a pretty good deal. Then he got old and died. Now I just miss him a lot.
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How to Hire a Prostitute for Sex | via The Content Farm
It’s Friday, and we all need to blow a little steam today. We had to get up early, we had to work hard all week, and, of course, now we’re looking for ways to relax and have a good time. Some of you may go out and have some tea. Perhaps others will go out on a date, get ice-cream, watch a movie. And yet, some of you may be thinking, “But I want a hooker, dammit!” Ah, well, my dear young Padawan, fear not. I am here to help. The last thing I want for you is to ruin your chances. So, in order to secure you a proper hooker, I have contacted my friends at The Content Farm, who have compiled a handy guide for you in order to score big tonight.
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Sex is apparently one of the most natural and beautiful acts that can occur between two to seven people. But sometimes sex is not readily available — if you are molting, a creep, or a leper.
In such cases, you may wish to hire a prostitute to fulfill your sexual needs. The following steps will ensure a successful hire and a pleasant three-to-five-minute session for all.
- Bring cash. Fewer than 17 percent of prostitutes laugh when you pretend to run your credit card through their cleavage.
- Find a prostitute. They gather in packs near downtown watering holes, in hopes their numbers will protect them from marauding tigers. You will want to look as little like a tiger as possible. NOTE: If a prostitute says “Hey there, tiger,” he or she is testing you. DO NOT RESPOND or the pack will flee. Instead, look the prostitute in the eye and try a harmless birdcall to set her/him at ease. In certain cities, they can also be found in the Yellow Pages. Just open up the phone book and there they are.
- Know the lingo. Few things are less enticing to a prostitute than improper syntax and word usage, so you want to be absolutely sure to master at least these few common street terms:
Hooker: A prostitute. Specifically, one that uses hooks to catch his/her clients.
John: 1) A prostitute’s client. 2) A toilet. 3) Both, for $7.95 extra.
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As relevant now as when it was first published. Whoever reads it in its entire will get a bag of Mexican candy.
