Man Bartlett: File under: Amazing and expensive beverages made in NYC.
Felix Salmon: File under: I believe you that this is expensive. But you’d think that if they’re going to charge an arm and a leg for this thing, they really ought to know that if “sea salt” is two words, then “black pepper” is two words as well. Or that it’s “refrigerate”, not “refridgerate”. Or at the very least that it’s either tumeric or turmeric, but it’s extremely unlikely to be both.
Me: “I Love You Felix Salmon”, in theaters August 17th.